This made me giggle 🙂

I Have the Floor

The growing list – according to Republicans and Republican-leaning media – of things white Presidents and their first ladies can do, but black ones can’t:

  1. Deliver State of the Union without being heckled
  2. Complete Rose Garden remarks without interruption
  3. Call for a joint session of Congress (the NERVE!)
  4. Take a vacation (LAZY!)
  5. Play golf (ELITIST!)
  6. Play basketball (GHETTO!)
  7. Attend Harvard (QUOTA!)
  8. Have a birthday party (must instead be called “hip hop barbecue”)
  9. Invite other black people to White House (THUGS!)
  10. Speak to school children
  11. Appoint judges
  12. Serve without providing long-form birth certificate to douchebag rich guy and racist Sheriff
  13. Serve without providing SAT scores (see #7)
  14. Lawfully use executive authority when Congress refuses to act
  15. Issue orders as Commander-in-Chief of the military
  16. Take a single scintilla of credit for killing the world’s biggest terrorist
  17. Run for re-election
  18. Raise funds for said run
  19. Go on late night TV
  20. Encourage healthy eating

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