I’ve been formulating this post in my head for weeks. Yes weeks.
Since I decided to dip my toes back into the dating pool, I’ve encountered some real knuckleheads. Here are the highlights for the past week:
- Bachelor #1: He likes “suttle” things
- Bachelor #2: He “could have sworn we conversated before”
- Bachelor #3: This is an actual sentence from his email to me: “So if your sexy and you want to have some fun getting to know me like i knkow i would like to get to know you and your not hating at the fact i like what i like and right now its you,then get at me if your cool with hooking up and see if what cums natural happen”
- Bachelor #4: One of his pictures was in the bathtub with a cigar hanging out of his mouth!
- Bachelor #5: he wants to “eat and conversate” on the first date
Uggg! My ex is starting to look better. No, not really, but kinda… And we won’t talk about the HORRIBLE date I had last week on my birthday. I’m still recovering from that one.
Oh well, at least it’s entertaining 🙂